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1) Choose one of your own characters (OC).

2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
4) Tag 4 or more people.
5) Specify which character you want them to use.

( i know chris doesnt technically count as an OC but eyyyy )

1) What gender are you?

"Who wants to know?"

2) What is your age?

"18 years." (i hate answering age questions bc of the whole 'age fluctuating depending on rp' thing)

3) Do you want a hug?

"Only if you want a shovel to the back of your head."

4) Do you have any bad habits?

He smirks. "I mean, smoking and drinking and.." He pauses and rubs his arm slightly, "I smoke and i drink. And i chew pencils."

5) What is your favorite food?

"I'm not picky, I don't really have a favourite food, I don't think."

6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?

"Mint chocolate chip."

7) Are you a virgin?

"Absolutely," He completely deadpans.

8) Have you killed anyone?

"Is this a serious question?"

9) Do you hate anyone?

"I hate everyone." He pauses, and then, as an afterthought he adds, "but mostly God".

10) Do you have any secrets?

"The day you find me a person with no secrets is the day I answer this as a no-or-yes question."

11) What is your favorite season?

"Autumn, I think. It's colder, but not cold enough for snow, and everything's dying."

12) Who is your best friend(s)?

"Friends are for losers"
"Well..."
"I mean.."
"Carmen, I guess... and Mimi.  "

13) What are your hobbies?

"Does digging count as a hobby?" He gestures towards the shovel strapped to his back. 

14) What is your favorite drink?

"I'm not picky, but uh.. well, when it comes to alcohol, pretty much anything but beer."

15) When is your birthday?

"20 octobre. " He pauses, and then his eyes widen slightly. "Oh, shit. What's the date today? Shit. I forgot."

16) Is there anyone you would switch bodies with?

"I don't know why I would want to do that."

17) Are you nice or mean?

"I'm a fucking delight."

18) Are you social or shy?

"I don't think I'm either, really."

19) What do you think of your parents?

"I don't know my father and my mother's a bitch."

20) What's your weakness?

"What on earth makes you think I'll answer that question?"

21) How long can you stay under water?

"I literally have no clue."

22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?

"Uh.. a lot of things, probably. Breathe?"

23) Do you love someone?

This question makes him hesitate. "I.. no."

24) When was the last time you wet your self.

"I was probably four."

25) What's your favorite band(s)?

"I don't know."

26) Ever worn a dress?

"...Maybe."

27) Willingly?

"Why are you asking me this?"

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?

"Sleeping, mostly."

29) At night?

He smirks. "Wouldn't you like to know?"

30) Ever kissed anyone?

He chuckles. "Well..."

31) ...Of the same gender?

"Who wants to know?"

32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?

"I'd want to be invisible."

33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?

"Oh my- .. what is this? What even kind of question is this? What the fuck"

34) Anyone loves you?

"Probably not."

35) What's your favorite color(s)?

"Dark colours.. brown and black and green and greys."

36) When was the last time you cried?

"Why?"

37) Do you have a pet?

"A few cats. Pelle, my old boy who I got from a friend back when he was a baby, Pharaoh the sphynx I got from ..." He shakes his head, "from someone, and Neon, a kitten i got from my ex."

38) What did you name your pet?

He rolls his eyes. "I don't remember."

39) Are you crazy?

"Define 'crazy'."

40) What are you?

"Uh.. "

41) What's your nickname?

"Mole."

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?

"Well, I wouldn't say I'm usually very happy."

43) If you were a superhero, you'd be...?

"Dead, again, probably."

44) Favorite movie?

He shrugs.

45) What is your current occupation?

"Mercenary-slash-assassin-slash-none of your business."

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I don't tag. Whoops.

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Why.

3 min read
(( stolen from :iconsketchquick: ))

Looks:
1. What color of skin are you?
I'm white. But, uh.. tan-ish? I guess, or at least, for a white guy.

2. What hair color are you?
Brown.

3. What eye color are you?
Green-brown.

4. Do you have freckles?
No.

5. Do you have braces/glasses?
Neither.

6. What style is your hair mostly?
Does "I actually don't care how I look" count as a style? Because I usually just leave it however it is.
(( at some point in his late teens it does get to a point where he can easily pull it back in a pony, but its not like that for long before he chops it off again ))

7. Skinny, Fat, or normal?
Normal, I guess? 

8. Big feet, normal, or small?
What qualifies as 'normal'? 

Perspective:
1. Bi, straight, or gay/lesbian? 
Why do you care, are you trying to git into my pants? If no, then it's none of your business.

2. Religion?
Misotheism. ( Because God is a little bitch, obviously. )

3. Support gay rights?
Of course.


Family:
1. Divorced or married parents?
I don't think they were ever married in the first place, technically.

2. Step parents or married parents?
Neither. 

3. How many siblings, steps included.
If I 'ave any 'real' siblings, I don't know them. But I consider Carmen to be my sister.

4. Lots of cousins or not?
I don't even know if I have any cousins.

5. Close to your family or not?
Absolutely not.


Favorites:
1. Song you love?
None in particular.

2. Band you love?
Again, nothing.

3. Type of music you love?
The loud kind, so I can drown out-.... Actually, nevermind. 

4. Color you love?
Black, and green, and red. And grey. And brown. And orange.

5. Food you love?
The kind that you can eat, usually. 

6. Time of day you love?
Night time. It's quiet and dark and nobody bothers me.

7. Books you love?
I do like that book, Les Miserables. I'm not sure why, I've always just kind of.. related to it. 
*coughs* 

8. Movie you love?
Movies don't tend to hold my attention for long.

1. Boyfriend or Girlfriend?
Neither. 

2. Single or Taken?
Single.

3. Crush or Love?
Non. 

5. Any crush in the past month?
Didn't I just say no? Fucking hell.

6. What would you say if your friend asked to be with you?
Depends on what you mean by 'be with'. And, which friend.

7. Do you trust a lot of people?
Of course not. People are petty and selfish and stupid, and I don't need to be killed or put away because some little bitch snitched on me, anyway.

8. Do you get heartaches whenever your lonely?
No.

9. Do you like to cuddle?
Psh, who, me? Of course not, 

10. Perfect date idea?
Step one: leave me alone.
Step two: ¿?¿?¿?
Step three: profit.

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Tagged by :iconaskconnerkurtz:

Rules

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2. Each person has to share ten facts about themselves.

3.Answer the ten questions asked by the person who tagged you and post ten questions of your own for the people you tag.

4.Choose ten people and put you icons in your journal.

5. Go to their page and let them know they've been tagged.

6. Not something you are tagged if you can read that.

7. You have to legitimately tag ten people.

8. No tagbacks.

9. You can't say you don't do tags.

10. You must make a journal entry no comments.

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facts

1. Christophe got his cat, Pelle, as a kitten from a friend.

2. He has only been in two actual official dating relationships, ever.

3. The first time Christophe ever killed an animal was when he 'accidentally' dropped a vcr out of his second story window on to his neighbor's poodle.

4. He has never told anyone ever about the first time he killed a human, and most likely never will.

5. Christophe got his ears pierced when he was 15 out of spite for his mother. It's a long story.

6. Ironically, one of the only times Christophe doesn't feel at least slightly at risk to some sort of nervous breakdown is when his life is on the line. Put him in the path of fifteen armed men or twenty feet under ground and he's completely at peace. Bring him within sight range of a puppy and he starts hyperventilating.

7. After Mica broke up with him, he tried to keep clean from cigarettes and alcohol as he had been during the later bit of the relationship, but that only lasted a couple of months. Now he's back to chain smoking, and is now drinking himself unconscious at least once every week, although he's starting to get better with the alcohol. Slowly.

8. Christophe lost his virginity at a young age to a close friend.

9. The only member of his family he ever really liked was his grandmother. His mother took him to visit her every summer until the year of her passing.

10. When Christophe was 8, the year before he moved to America, he saved a little girl from a stranger in a back alleyway. He never knew her name or even remembered her face, but that was the day he decided he wanted to do good things in the world, even if it meant hurting others in the process. 

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1.Would you take a bullet for someone you care about? - Of course.

2. Do You enjoy shooting Hippies? - I don't see why I would want to do zat, honestly. Zey're not 'urting anybody. Eet would be a waste of energy, time, and bullets.

3. Have you ever blown something up? - Of course I 'ave.

4. You ever shot someone by accident or on purpose? - No. //cue dripping sarcasm//

5. Tacos or Burritos? - I don't care. Eet ees food, eesn't eet? Just eat and be glad you 'ave food.

6. Do you think Clyde Donovan is kind of a douchebag? - Probably.

7. Do you think blowing up cow turds with grenades is fun? - Waste of grenades, ass'ole.

8. Do believe Scuzzlebutt is real? - Everyone een zis town ees stupid.

9. Does Cartman make you sick to your stomach. - Oui. 'e got me killed. 'e's a fucking faggot beetch and I 'ope 'e burns een 'ell where 'e belongs.

10. Do you like Sushi or Kimchi?  - Eet ees food. 

//lol i don't do questions or tags sue me motherfucker//
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so i just spent literally for fucking ever re-writing mole's history thing in a way that i think is much better, editing things and clarifying and updating, and i was literally typing the last sentence when dA decides it's a good time for a full page pop up ad that refreshes the page. I lost over half of what I wrote. I'm so fucking pissed.))
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